New Tattoo, New Hair, Now I'm Ready For A New MAN!!!!

Dear reader, I was taken by impulse today. I decided this morn while I was helping my mum out that I was going to get another tattoo. Don’t know why it happened today, but I got the tattoo today. I go to a little shop in uxbridge called “Uxbridge BodyArt”. I have attached the business card in case anyone would like to go there. The guy that I get to do my tattoos is Jamie Lindsey and he is totally awesome, I would only go to him because we are buds too and I would rather give my work to a friend then a total stranger. In the pic the tattoo looks a bit sore and greasy but I only finished getting it about an hour before I took this picture.

FOLKS, I am now the red head I have always been at heart. I love where I get my hair cut and Rochelle (the girl who cuts it) is amazing. I have been going there since the business opened and she has been my personal choice for a hairstylist for a long time. Sh excels in doing crazy hair colours which I totally love. I have a pic of what colour my hair is today. I love it!

Here’s some riddles, I got very few of them, only 2 really

Questions

1. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

2. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

3. What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

4. What can you catch but not throw?

5. I can run but not walk. Wherever I go a thought follows close behind. What am I?

6. What’s black and white and red all over?

7. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

8. I have holes in my top and bottom. my left and right, and in the middle. What am I?

9. Give me food I will live; give me water I will die. What am I?

10. The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What is it?


Answers
1. A towel
2. An ear of corn OR a chicken
3. A rug
4. A cold
5. A nose
6. An embarrassed skunk OR a zebra painted red OR a sunburned penguin OR a newspaper
7. A stamp
8. A sponge
9. Fire
10. A coffin

Jack Osbourne Look-A-Like to be Next Idol Winner!

Dear reader, just thought I would mention a few things to you. First of all, I don’t normally watch American Idol because I hate all the judges and the contestants usually suck big lemons. It’s in the beginning stage right now where they are auditioning all the rejects and the very few that they send to HOLLYWOOD this time. There was this woman who lied and said she was 26 and she was a LARGE woman but she was dressed in this feathery material and she keep showing her belly, they (SIMON, PAULA, & RANDY) even commented that she looked like big bird. After she sang a terrible rendition of a Whitney Houston song, Simon asked her HOW OLD ARE YOU? she says 33, he then asks her HOW OLD ARE YOU? she gets a weird look on her face and then she owns up to her age and says I AM 50. Paula being the retard says good for you, but then everyone says to her YOU”RE NOT GOING THROUGH and Paula goes, UNFORTUNATELY I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE. I couldn’t believe they sort of led this example of a circus freak into thinking she might be ok to make it to Hollywood. Normally they let a lot of rejects in and they narrow it down before the real competition starts. Now this is what I want to tell you about. There was a fellow that tried out, looked very similar to Jack Osbourne, he had a fabu sense of humour and he sang “Kiss From a Rose” by Seal, which I think would be a really hard choice, well he sang it amazing. He was really funny, they asked him WHY ARE YOU HERE and his witty response was I WANT TO MAKE DAVID HASSLEHOFF CRY (when Taylor Hicks won the camera panned the audience and got a shot of him crying because of the win…..what a loser, Taylor isn’t even that good). So remember the guy that looks like Jack Osbourne, he should be a keeper, he’s witty and he can actually sing!

Tomorrow I am getting my hair done. It’s the first time in a long time, and I need a new colour. I need spunk and fun, not drab and boring like winter. I am keeping my length the same, maybe just get a trim but the colour is much needed.

Here’s a poem for you since I was lazy and didn’t find any cool factoids for you.

Shooting Stars (For Adam) -> By Pam Froman
I watched your smile today
Among the shooting stars
Blazing fire took hold of me
Burning a cold embankment within
I climb the highest mountain
Pretending I could walk by myself
Your hand outstretched to meet mine
Taking hold, I would not fall.
Alone?
No not Alone.

“Every second chance begins with a first step”
-Unknown

The Famous Puzzle With Missing Pieces

Dear reader, I have finally taken the time to take the pics of the famous puzzle with the missing pieces. As you can tell it is missing a fair bit. I found this puzzle really difficult because not only was it hard in general but the pieces did not fit together well. When I was trying to contact quality assurance they told me that the puzzle has been discontinued. I wonder why ?!?!?!?! The puzzle is supposed to be 1026 pieces is what it says on the box but I think it is only about 1000.

Another point that I will mention, the weather today is really sucky. We had a minor power outage yesterday, so dad messed up on setting his clock. When I started rallying around this morn, he’s still in bed! We made an executive decision not to do the barn and then we will do it tomorrow really good. The weather right now is kind of misting and snowing at the same time. Last night we had a bit of freezing rain last night so there is a layer of crunchy snow. I did a good job scraping the car though before we had to go anywhere. Since it’s been such a sucky day dad and I did our chores this morn and then we are just relaxing right now.

Stuff and Movie Review x2

Tunes I am really digging:
Cassie Cd (really good dance cd, fav song = “Long Waty 2 Go” & “Ditto”)
Pink Cd – I’m Not Dead (I love the bonus track she sings with her dad)
Justin Timberlake Cd – FutureSex/LoveSound (awesome sound and Timbaland is in it)
Step Up Soundtrack – Lots of dance music and it’s awesome
All American Rejects Cd – Move Along (Love the song “It Ends Tonight”)

I’ve had a hectic week because there has been a lot of appointments that I had to attend. I was on time for all of them and I am super happy that I am nearing the end of the week so that I get a break from all the stress. It’s been making me really tired and I have been just sleeping all the time to recover. My last appointment is tomorrow but hopefully when I am done I can just forget about everything and have a good weekend.

Puzzle
So for Christmas my mum got me a puzzle and it’s a timber wolf but it’s an image created from the writing of some famous old guy. It’s been a bit of a challenge but it was a little disappointing when I realized that it was missing pieces. There have been quite a few times that I wanted to just put it away and forget about it but I am going to finish it as best I can. It’s taken me since Monday of this week to get this far but it’s really hard because the writing isn’t really clear on t he puzzle and where the joints are for pieces to join together the writing is difficult to read. So I wrote to the quality assurance people of the company because there was a slip in with the puzzle regarding this. I said that my puzzle was missing pieces and if I could take a pic and send it to them and then they could send me the necessary pieces it would be great. Well I got a response the very next day which was nice and the lady said that each puzzle is cut individually so my idea wouldn’t work she was willing to let me pick any puzzle from the website and tell her which one and she would send it to me free of charge. I was amazed by how well the situation was handled. I replied to the lady and commended her on the wonderful service that her company was willing to give me. I was expecting a ‘door slammed in my face’ kind of attitude but it was totally opposite. I will probably take a pic of the puzzle and post it for you just to see what it is like and what was missing. It’s an interesting puzzle just it’s too bad that those pieces are missing because it would be even more interesting.

I made a hair appointment finally so I will be getting rid of the this hair colour. I am going to tell the stylist that she can go as crazy as she likes because I won’t be working at a real job for a long time so I have time to play. This is really exciting for me because I love when I had fuchsia and pink coloured hair and dark purple hair. I love to play with colour. It’s like an outlet for creativity without me having to do the work and the stylists usually like it because they can do what they want and try new dying techniques on me Bonus!!!

Movie Review – GridIron Gang

This movie was different then most football movies. First of all it starred Dwayne “The ROCK” Johnson and it also had Xhibit (?). The movie involves a bunch of male juvenile delinquents and The Rock thinks that he is going to make a change to their life by teaching them how to play on a football team. The movie is based on a true story and they actually showed the person that the ROCK played (they don’t look anything alike that’s for sure) and him teaching the kids to be a team. It was interesting because the kids didn’t really have education or anything so when they are doing jumping jacks and can’t spell MUSTANGS it’s sort of funny and the ROCK and X get after them about that. There was also a bit of the gang life brought into the movie but I think it was brought in for drama purposes really because it did create some issues. Maybe it does really happen that way in these centres for delinquents. Lots of hard hitting though in the movie and good football action. The story…meh it was ok, the football part was better though.

Movie Review – The Guardian

This movie is another movie I think that Kevin Costner was amazing in. The other movie he was fabu in was UPSIDE OF ANGER. Ashton Kutcher finally played a serious role and he did it fabu as well. The story is about the training process of the US Coast Guard and what it’s actually like when they go on a mission. I could never do what they do. The ending is sad, I didn’t cry but it pulled at my emotions a bit. There are a few other stars in the movie but it isn’t overpopulated with them so it makes it a bit more real then other movies. The Coast Guards really truly have to be honoured for the job they do, they are no different then firemen, always willing to put themselves in harms way to save sometimes really silly people. The movie kinda reminds me of BACKDRAFT in the fact that Kurt Russell portrayed a true hero and he was a hero to the end and that’s how I felt about Kevin Costner. I am not giving the end away but I think everyone can predict what happens. It was a fabulous movie and I wish they would make more movies about people that truly have heroic jobs, it might give the public a greater appreciation for what they do.

Can't a Gurl Get Laid Around HERE!!!!

Dear reader I am in a dilemma. I don’t want to make myself trashy but lets get personal for a minute. I haven’t had sex for 3 ½ years, and lately my mind has totally been in the gutter. There is a guy who is usually asks me all the time and I have a hard time just saying yes to sex with him. It doesn’t really mean anything to him it’s just a lay, and I want more then that but it’s not a possibility with him. So I am willing to put my self dignity to the side for a simple lay but the problem is he is coming up with all these excuses now. I normally don’t ask but I will admit it I was wanting to be laid and it didn’t happen because I got ditched for SOCOM (a game for those who don’t know). Another thing that has been contributing to this is that I have been listening to music that is very sexy and stuff and it just puts me in the mood. Sex is a good outlet for numerous things but come on when I am asking for it, that means I want it NOW and there’s going to be a cranky gurl if I get turned down. My final point about this is CAN”T A WOMAN GET A SIMPLE SCREW!!!!! My dad just called to ask how i was doing and i started listing the things i need, you know what was number one, I need to get laid. That's right i told my dad this that's how bad i need some sex. I have reached a new all time low with that one reader.

I have been helping out a little bit at Anita and Erin’s Drycleaners called Flawless. I am going to put some pics up so you can see how fabulous the place actually looks. The first pic is of Anita and Erin (Erin is the short woman and Anita is the tall one with big boobs). The place doesn’t look like a dry cleaners and it has tones of class and style. Anyone would be happy to take there clothes there, and even just sit and relax and chat with the girls for bit. There’s a tv and movies, it’s almost like home really. I like the home-y feel every time I walk in the store.

My best friend is getting married on February 24, 2007. I am excited because it is the first wedding I will have ever gone to. I am glad that it’s one of my best friends though. I don’t know whether I will take a date or not. My other best friend and I are not invited to the reception, which is unfortunate but at least we can go to the wedding. Dave’s kinda worried about it but he knows that he has as much support he needs from me and other people.

There is also a person that I have gotten a chance to get to know and he is totally awesome. I am not going to name names, but he is fabulous. There are issues on his side but let me tell you if he were free, I would get freaky with him. We connect on so many different levels, we are able to talk about anything and I like that too. It’s a long time since I have been able to talk with someone other then my 2 best friends so freely. It’s nice that’s for sure.

WOW this blog is really horny sounding. Sorry reader if that’s not what you want to hear but it’s been a while like I have said, I need to get back into the saddle LITERALLY.

Who Knew About These Factoids?

Today has been a pretty uneventful day. I worked like a trooper to get the barn done with my Pa. The barn was extra dirty since he was sick yesterday and we left the horses inside. After that I made my magic meal of Kraft Dinner, and then I went and had a nap to rejuvenate myself. I also had a Scrabble Tourney with my dad and I still am the reigning champion.

When I was downstairs I was watching tv and I noticed that there is a 2 hour documentary on Richard “the Iceman” Kuklinski. I have read the book about him and it was awesome. He is known to be one of the most notorious professional assassins ever known to man. He was very creative when coming up with ways for his victims to die. He always made sure though that he was the last face that the victim saw. He was used by several mafia and gang families, ie. Sammy ‘the Bull’ Gravano, John Gotti, etc. He had a family and they were totally unaware of what Richard did for a job, until he was caught by the police. Richard’s family lived a very lavish life, never wanting for anything because of the large sums of money he made from the hits he completed. Richard was killed in jail, but the two documentaries (that are on tonight on A&E at 8 and 9 pm) were filmed before he was killed by another inmate in jail. The book was fabulous and I wanted to buy the 2 movies but HBO does not sell to anyone else but Americans so I was unable to get them. Tonight though I will be watching the documentary for sure and I am very excited to see it. I definitely suggest you watch if you get the opportunity other than tonight. Richard K. is a very fascinating person, in many ways.

For a bit of interesting factoids today, I was reading the Toronto Star and got these interesting points. Hope you find them as interesting as I did.

1. The average mom will cook 45,990 meals during her lifetime. The cumulative time amounts to almost three years of her life cooking for the family.

2. Peanut butter cookies have that distinctive cross-hatch pattern because unlike, say, chocolate chip cookies, the dough is stiff and needs to be mashed down with a fork. The pattern also helps people with nut allergies distinguish peanut butter cookies from other types.

3. Gummi candy was invented by Hans Riegel, a candy maker from Bonn, Germany, in 1922. The most popular Gummi candy? The red ones.

4. Breast milk cause more cavities than cow’s milk. One possible explanation: Human nipples may restrict the flow of saliva, which in turn promotes cavities.

5. Only 48% of people are comfortable being near a mother who is breast-feeding her infant in public.

6. 67% of new parents find themselves unhappy with their relationship after the birth of their first child.

7. Prepone : “to move forward in time. The opposite of postpone. Example: The Wednesday meeting has been preponed to Tuesday”.

8. Extremely optimistic people are 45% less likely than extremely pessimistic people to die of heart disease and other causes.

9. By February 1, 36% of people who’ve made New Years Resolutions will have failed to keep them. Less than half will stick to them for more than 6 months.

10. Bud Rip : “When someone who’s listening to an MP3 player yanks on the cord attached to the ear buds, quickly removing them to catch what someone nearby is saying”.

Pics, Stuff and some Brain work but my brain wasn't working too well

The first pic is of the business card of Anita and Erin’s Drycleaners, which is called Flawless. I wrote about them in a previous post and what a good job they were doing and how impressive the store was. I wanted to put the pic up with that post but the computer was giving me a hard time so, I finally figured it out and put it up on this post. A little bit of free advertising never hurt anyone!

The second pic is of one of the people that worked on the cruise ship when my dad and I went to Alaska. His name is Nyoman (pronounced Newman). I have kept in touch with him since we have been home. We email back and forth with each other and he has also called me a few times and we have spoken with each other. This is Nyoman’s second claim to fame because he gets seen by a lot of people when working on the ships.

Nothing is really going on today with me anyway. Dad was sick this morn so we didn’t do the barn but I went out and fed the horses and then I have done it once more after that. He said he’s got some stomach problems or something so I fine don’t worry about it and stay in bed. He got up around noon and now he thinks that he is superman I guess because he is doing all kinds of things. He went and got the things we needed for the barn, then he did the dishes (there weren’t that many but I HATE doing them), and now he has gone grocery shopping. I told him this morn that if he wasn’t feeling well just take the day and recover it happens to all of us, some more then others (aka ME). After doing the barn this morn I came in did the crossword, and then I went to bed. I slept for about 4 hours and then got up around noon, hence I saw my dad getting up and starting to motor about. Then I had some lunch and decided that I was going to read. The book I am reading is not very good and it will not be getting a review, Lipstick Jungle by Candace Bushnell = VERY BAD. It’s taking me some time to get through it because I don’t really like it very much, hopefully the next book will be better.

Here are some brain teasers, I only got two right see how you do.

Questions

1. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?

2. What is full of holes but still holds water? (this is the one I got)

3. What is light as a feather but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a minute? (I got this one too)

4. Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

5. Inuit (Eskimos) are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?

6. How far can you walk into the woods?


Answers

1. A river

2. A sponge

3. His breath

4. Quit imagining!

5. Inuit (Eskimos) live in the North Pole, and penguins live in the South Pole

6. Half way, after that you are walking out of the woods