Would you want to date me if the interrogation was like this......probably not

Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
well ask me anything...i'm an open book
Sarah says:
how about you give me the low down on jay. like a biography.
how old?
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
25
Sarah says:
when was the last time you got your hair cut
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
3 weeks ago
Sarah says:
what do you look for in a girl?
do you laugh often?
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
i look for a sense og humour, down to earth, easy going. sexual, and yes i'm alwaysl aughing
Sarah says:
most important question ever: are you a boobguy or an assman?
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
boob guy...i love boobs and playing with them
Sarah says:
what pattern do you like
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
stripe
Sarah says:
do you like to go really fast or really slow
what are your plans for the weekend
if i asked you to go to function with me on sat night would you?
what type of movie to do you hate the most
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
both are good...slow to start then fast thne slow....gotta have variety. And no plans for the weekend I'm on call for work...and I have no idea what function is
hate chick flicks
Sarah says:
like if i asked you to go to a concert
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
i'd rather hang out with you first make sure we click you know
Sarah says:
corset or boustier
ok that sounds cool!
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
boutier
Sarah says:
nice, very nice choice. Do you like a girl that is willing to grab your ass in public? pDa?
what are your kissing policies for the first date?
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
ya i do...i'm very sexual and up for anything anywhere
no policies...whatever your feeling go with the flow as long as it;s mutual and safe
Sarah says:
do you like to take control or sit back
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
like to be in control
Sarah says:
do you want to find qualities in a girl that might make her girlfriend material for you
are you judgemental on the size of the girl in question?
do you have any recreational based habits
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
potential gf material ya but not wanting to rush thingfs..and no i don;t judge as long as the girl is confident in herself, and i smoke pot is the only habit...but i dont do it that often
Sarah says:
do you have any weird fetishes
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
just public places the odd time
Sarah says:
what's your fav colour
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
fav color is green
Sarah says:
which is your fav season
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
winter
Sarah says:
vacay in the summer or vacay in the winter
name the artist of the last song you heard
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
winter so i can snowmobile, and last song i heard was by siblime
sublime
Sarah says:
if you could be any letter in the alphabet, what and why?
how do you like be interrogated?
last website you visited?
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
i would be i...cause I am myslef nobosy else..and i dont mind at all
Sarah says:
do you know another word that has various meanings and spellings like THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE?
are you a smooth operator or like a construction worker and bummpy
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
:D
Sarah says:
name a famous painter
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
van gouhh...shame about his ear, here and hear, sea and see, and i work construction..so rough hands
Sarah says:
a plump ass or voluptuous breasts?
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
voluptuos breats
Sarah says:
the girl you are with has _______ hair
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
nice
Sarah says:
what's your fav type of food
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
sushi or steak
Sarah says:
can you cook
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
yes i can
Sarah says:
more then a box of kraft dinner, a real sufficient meal?\
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
yes
Sarah says:
what would it be?
do you like korean bbq?
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
ya it;s ok...and i cna cook a variety of things
Sarah says:
what new food culture could you introduce me to ?
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
umm japanese food or real chinese food
Sarah says:
what do you prefer savoury or sweet
last time you had sex
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
savoury, about 3 months ago
Sarah says:
was it with a girl friend, random, or sex date
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
sex date
Sarah says:
if you had a choice of watching a chick flick or a documentary on baking various desserts
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
chick flick
Sarah says:
cuddling or fondling
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
both
Sarah says:
are you a sloppy kisser
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
qall depeneds on the mood and what's going on
Sarah says:
name of the last movie you saw that you were embarrassed that you watched
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
the notebook
Sarah says:
ok any questions for me? n
Lapper........."down at the speedway....saying tragically hip things" says:
anything else?
Sarah says:
not at this time, do you have any questions for me ?